For those using online dating, I'm quite sure you've had your share of unusual or strange questions and messages from other users. I had breakfast with a girlfriend this morning and she was telling me about POF and some of her latest odd emails. Always very entertaining to hear about everyone else's online dating experiences. She's so turned off she's thrown in the towel. For now enjoying the Summer will be her priority.
Below you will find a collection of strange, weird and unusual questions guys have asked before they've even met a woman. Most are mine, a couple are borrowed from girlfriends.
1. Should I bring my overnight bag?
Not what you expect when you're trying to make plans to meet for the first time. Just a little presumptuous, don't you think? So much for letting things happen on their own.
2. Do you play strip poker sometimes?
Pardon me? Can't say I've ever played. It could be fun, but highly unlikely to happen on the first or second date!
3. Are you ok with threesomes?
Excuse me? I haven't met you, let alone slept with you and you're already trying to bring a third person into it?
4. I have a foot fetish, can you describe your feet for me?
Sure: Sore and in desperate need of a massage! Lol Do you do pedicures?
5. What's your favourite sexual position?
Unbelievable! Why don't we just wait to see whether there's any chemistry or potential and we'll play it by ear? Besides, shouldn't there be a certain amount of mystery and intrigue?
6. Would you go to a strip club with me?
Not sure this is the kind of venue I'd pick for a first date or any date for that matter, but if we're going to watch the Chippendales why not? Based on his reaction I don't think this was the answer he was looking for! Lol
7. Is it ok if I bring my brother?
Really? I'm meeting a guy for coffee and he has to bring his brother with him? Sorry, but I'm not interested in threesomes.
8. Will you be my submissive?
Me? I think not, my kids say I'm too bossy so I guess that means I like to be in charge! LMAO
9. If I cuddle after sex, would you let me move in with you? I kinda need a place to stay.
Say what? We just started emailing and you're already making plans to move in?
10. I'll ask my Mom what she thinks about us meeting for coffee and get back to you.
Say what? Ask your Mom for permission to go out on a date? While you're at it, let me know what she thinks of my profile and the pictures. On second thought, never mind good luck with your search.
11. I lost my wallet and need to get back to Canada. Can you lend me a couple of thousand dollars so I can buy a plane ticket to come home? Don't worry, I'll take you out for dinner and pay you back as soon as I get home.
Yeah, sure the cheque is in the mail. Buddy, I didn't fall off a turnip truck yesterday.
12. My wife will be away next weekend, why don't you come over on Saturday?
Thanks, but I'll pass. I only date single, divorced or widowed men.
13. Do you like golden showers?
I knew exactly what he meant, but had to play dumb.
Of course I do, why do you think I travel to tropical places? Gotta tan on the beach for hours under the golden showers of a hot sun with a frozen margarita in my hand.
14. Are your boobs real? Would you consider having plastic surgery?
Oh my, we're bordering on insulting with these questions. Odd to ask these questions when you haven't met me yet. Then again maybe a tummy tuck would be nice if you're paying.
15. Would you like a load of seamen?
He was in the navy and no he wasn't trying to be funny. He was very serious. Once again a bit too forward for my taste. Try meeting in person first and then see where it goes.
"Very kind of you, but I'll pass thanks." Not to mention he needs help with spelling too!
16. Will you come visit me?
Another guy looking for sex. I couldn't resist.
"Visit you? Are you going to prison? Do you have to have surgery?" He got totally confused. Oh well, next!
17. Will you marry me?
I've lost count as to how many men have asked me to marry them simply based on pictures of food I had posted or after mentioning that I love to cook and bake. This question is supposed to be reserved for the "one" so I suppose I should be somewhat flattered, but the meaning is greatly diminished when it's not heartfelt and serious. Also a tad premature when you haven't even met in person!
Some of the questions blow my mind. Are these guys for real? Give your head a shake. And they wonder why they're still single? Oh boy, let me count the ways.
As I remember more crazy questions, I'll update this post. I'd love to hear some of your gems, feel free to share! If nothing else, I hope this post made you laugh.
Dateless in Ottawa
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