For those using online dating, I'm quite sure you've had your share of unusual or strange questions and messages from other users. I had breakfast with a girlfriend this morning and she was telling me about POF and some of her latest odd emails. Always very entertaining to hear about everyone else's online dating experiences. She's so turned off she's thrown in the towel. For now enjoying the Summer will be her priority.
Below you will find a collection of strange, weird and unusual questions guys have asked before they've even met a woman. Most are mine, a couple are borrowed from girlfriends.
1. Should I bring my overnight bag?
Not what you expect when you're trying to make plans to meet for the first time. Just a little presumptuous, don't you think? So much for letting things happen on their own.
2. Do you play strip poker sometimes?
Pardon me? Can't say I've ever played. It could be fun, but highly unlikely to happen on the first or second date!
3. Are you ok with threesomes?
Excuse me? I haven't met you, let alone slept with you and you're already trying to bring a third person into it?
4. I have a foot fetish, can you describe your feet for me?
Sure: Sore and in desperate need of a massage! Lol Do you do pedicures?
5. What's your favourite sexual position?
Unbelievable! Why don't we just wait to see whether there's any chemistry or potential and we'll play it by ear? Besides, shouldn't there be a certain amount of mystery and intrigue?
6. Would you go to a strip club with me?
Not sure this is the kind of venue I'd pick for a first date or any date for that matter, but if we're going to watch the Chippendales why not? Based on his reaction I don't think this was the answer he was looking for! Lol
7. Is it ok if I bring my brother?
Really? I'm meeting a guy for coffee and he has to bring his brother with him? Sorry, but I'm not interested in threesomes.
8. Will you be my submissive?
Me? I think not, my kids say I'm too bossy so I guess that means I like to be in charge! LMAO
9. If I cuddle after sex, would you let me move in with you? I kinda need a place to stay.
Say what? We just started emailing and you're already making plans to move in?
10. I'll ask my Mom what she thinks about us meeting for coffee and get back to you.
Say what? Ask your Mom for permission to go out on a date? While you're at it, let me know what she thinks of my profile and the pictures. On second thought, never mind good luck with your search.
11. I lost my wallet and need to get back to Canada. Can you lend me a couple of thousand dollars so I can buy a plane ticket to come home? Don't worry, I'll take you out for dinner and pay you back as soon as I get home.
Yeah, sure the cheque is in the mail. Buddy, I didn't fall off a turnip truck yesterday.
12. My wife will be away next weekend, why don't you come over on Saturday?
Thanks, but I'll pass. I only date single, divorced or widowed men.
13. Do you like golden showers?
I knew exactly what he meant, but had to play dumb.
Of course I do, why do you think I travel to tropical places? Gotta tan on the beach for hours under the golden showers of a hot sun with a frozen margarita in my hand.
14. Are your boobs real? Would you consider having plastic surgery?
Oh my, we're bordering on insulting with these questions. Odd to ask these questions when you haven't met me yet. Then again maybe a tummy tuck would be nice if you're paying.
15. Would you like a load of seamen?
He was in the navy and no he wasn't trying to be funny. He was very serious. Once again a bit too forward for my taste. Try meeting in person first and then see where it goes.
"Very kind of you, but I'll pass thanks." Not to mention he needs help with spelling too!
16. Will you come visit me?
Another guy looking for sex. I couldn't resist.
"Visit you? Are you going to prison? Do you have to have surgery?" He got totally confused. Oh well, next!
17. Will you marry me?
I've lost count as to how many men have asked me to marry them simply based on pictures of food I had posted or after mentioning that I love to cook and bake. This question is supposed to be reserved for the "one" so I suppose I should be somewhat flattered, but the meaning is greatly diminished when it's not heartfelt and serious. Also a tad premature when you haven't even met in person!
Some of the questions blow my mind. Are these guys for real? Give your head a shake. And they wonder why they're still single? Oh boy, let me count the ways.
As I remember more crazy questions, I'll update this post. I'd love to hear some of your gems, feel free to share! If nothing else, I hope this post made you laugh.
Dateless in Ottawa
Sunday 30 July 2017
Sunday 23 July 2017
Speed Dating - Round 3
After several calls and emails from the organizers insisting I attend, I finally caved and agreed to participate. It was only going to cost me my time and parking so why not? A reason to get out and I looked forward to being entertained. After two very interesting experiences, I had no expectations. It would be great to network with other women. Funny that the organizers were so desperate for women to participate. No doubt we all felt the same way, especially after the last event.
The day of the event arrived. Thankfully I checked my email before heading out. The venue was changed. I didn't see this as a good thing. Anyone who didn't check their email would be showing up at the wrong venue. Six of us managed to receive the notification and arrived at the correct restaurant. The organizers had posted a sign at the other one, but 30 minutes later and the rest of the participants had not arrived. Someone went over to the other place to redirect people, but it wasn't looking good. The new venue was nice, very modern with chic décor. They led us upstairs to a small room with tables set up. Shortly after a waitress appeared with drinks. After just a few minutes, we were overheating. The air conditioning didn't seem to be working and it was stifling hot. We asked the waitress if they could turn up the A/C, but there was no change. Several people complained so they opened all the windows. The organizers arrived with a couple more participants and apologized for the delay. They said we'd have to get started as they were not able to reach the other participants.
There were three guys and five girls. We were all a bit tired of waiting and it was way too hot in there. By the time things go underway, we were over an hour behind schedule. The waitress brought pitchers of water and tried to make us comfortable. The event started.
Date #1 - The Artist
Another artist with a bold flowery shirt. I let him do the talking.
Him: "How are you? I'm _____ .
Me: "Nice to meet you."
Him: "Pretty hot in here isn't it? "
Me: "Yes it is."
Him: "What do you do for a living?"
Me: "I work for the federal government. What do you do?"
Him: "I'm in the process of selling some of my art."
Me: "How much have you sold?"
Him: "Nothing yet, I'm just starting to spread the word."
Ok, I was done. Thankfully the bell rang. Next!
Date #2 - The World Traveller
He had long hair and an unkept look. Once again I don't think he knew what business casual meant.
Him: "I'm _________ , what's your name?"
Me: "Nice to meet you, I'm ________ .
Him: "How was your day?"
Me: "Great and yours?"
Him: "Good, I just booked my trip to Norway. I'm going to travel around for a few months."
Me: "So you're trying to start a relationship, but leaving to travel shortly?"
Him: "It was something to do, nice to get out and meet people. Not looking for a relationship right now, just enjoying myself."
Me: "So you're taking vacation leave from work to travel?"
Him: "No, I work here and there just to save up so I can travel."
Next!!!!!
Date #3 - The Pretty Boy
It was very obvious he was a player. He seemed young for this event. Totally not my type.
Him: "Hey, how's it going?"
Me: "Good thanks and you?"
Him: "Great, just hanging out."
Me: "So what brings you here?"
Him: "I kind of have a girlfriend, but I'm bored. Looking for something new."
Me: "Kind of, are you still with her or did you break it off already?"
Him: "We're still together, I'm just looking for something better then I'll see."
Me: "I'm not for you, I wish you luck. Maybe you should be honest with your girlfriend and end it if you're not happy. Take care, bye."
I left. Oh well, no one can say I didn't try. I got to chat with one lady I had met at the last event and had a couple of drinks, so all was not lost. The new restaurant was nice, but they needed to get their air conditioning fixed. These types of events were not for me. My speed dating career was over.
Speed dating is very different. The nice thing being you don't waste weeks or months emailing and talking on the phone only to meet the person and realize there's no chemistry. You meet the person right away and after a few questions you know whether or not there's potential. For some this will be a great way to meet people and possibly find the "one", unfortunately it didn't work for me.
Keep an open mind and give it shot. Don't go in with any expectations, just enjoy the experience and use it as a networking opportunity. I stayed in touch with some of the women I met and we helped each other out with issues that came up at work. Nice to have friends in different fields.
Good luck!
Dateless in Ottawa
The day of the event arrived. Thankfully I checked my email before heading out. The venue was changed. I didn't see this as a good thing. Anyone who didn't check their email would be showing up at the wrong venue. Six of us managed to receive the notification and arrived at the correct restaurant. The organizers had posted a sign at the other one, but 30 minutes later and the rest of the participants had not arrived. Someone went over to the other place to redirect people, but it wasn't looking good. The new venue was nice, very modern with chic décor. They led us upstairs to a small room with tables set up. Shortly after a waitress appeared with drinks. After just a few minutes, we were overheating. The air conditioning didn't seem to be working and it was stifling hot. We asked the waitress if they could turn up the A/C, but there was no change. Several people complained so they opened all the windows. The organizers arrived with a couple more participants and apologized for the delay. They said we'd have to get started as they were not able to reach the other participants.
There were three guys and five girls. We were all a bit tired of waiting and it was way too hot in there. By the time things go underway, we were over an hour behind schedule. The waitress brought pitchers of water and tried to make us comfortable. The event started.
Date #1 - The Artist
Another artist with a bold flowery shirt. I let him do the talking.
Him: "How are you? I'm _____ .
Me: "Nice to meet you."
Him: "Pretty hot in here isn't it? "
Me: "Yes it is."
Him: "What do you do for a living?"
Me: "I work for the federal government. What do you do?"
Him: "I'm in the process of selling some of my art."
Me: "How much have you sold?"
Him: "Nothing yet, I'm just starting to spread the word."
Ok, I was done. Thankfully the bell rang. Next!
Date #2 - The World Traveller
He had long hair and an unkept look. Once again I don't think he knew what business casual meant.
Him: "I'm _________ , what's your name?"
Me: "Nice to meet you, I'm ________ .
Him: "How was your day?"
Me: "Great and yours?"
Him: "Good, I just booked my trip to Norway. I'm going to travel around for a few months."
Me: "So you're trying to start a relationship, but leaving to travel shortly?"
Him: "It was something to do, nice to get out and meet people. Not looking for a relationship right now, just enjoying myself."
Me: "So you're taking vacation leave from work to travel?"
Him: "No, I work here and there just to save up so I can travel."
Next!!!!!
Date #3 - The Pretty Boy
It was very obvious he was a player. He seemed young for this event. Totally not my type.
Him: "Hey, how's it going?"
Me: "Good thanks and you?"
Him: "Great, just hanging out."
Me: "So what brings you here?"
Him: "I kind of have a girlfriend, but I'm bored. Looking for something new."
Me: "Kind of, are you still with her or did you break it off already?"
Him: "We're still together, I'm just looking for something better then I'll see."
Me: "I'm not for you, I wish you luck. Maybe you should be honest with your girlfriend and end it if you're not happy. Take care, bye."
I left. Oh well, no one can say I didn't try. I got to chat with one lady I had met at the last event and had a couple of drinks, so all was not lost. The new restaurant was nice, but they needed to get their air conditioning fixed. These types of events were not for me. My speed dating career was over.
Speed dating is very different. The nice thing being you don't waste weeks or months emailing and talking on the phone only to meet the person and realize there's no chemistry. You meet the person right away and after a few questions you know whether or not there's potential. For some this will be a great way to meet people and possibly find the "one", unfortunately it didn't work for me.
Keep an open mind and give it shot. Don't go in with any expectations, just enjoy the experience and use it as a networking opportunity. I stayed in touch with some of the women I met and we helped each other out with issues that came up at work. Nice to have friends in different fields.
Good luck!
Dateless in Ottawa
Tuesday 11 July 2017
Relationships & Settling - What does it mean and should you?
It's very discouraging when others tell you to stay in a relationship you're not happy in because: "You're getting older and you won't find anyone better."
"You're way too picky, what is wrong with you?"
What is settling? Is that what my parents did? Were they truly happy? How many people settle? This question haunts me endlessly.
In an age where everything including relationships have become so disposable and temporary, why would or should anyone have to settle? I suppose in some cases people have very good reasons for settling. It could be for financial reasons, due to religion, out of obligation or devotion and countless other reasons we probably wouldn't understand or think of.
Years ago and still in some cultures, if you're not married by a certain age you're labeled an old maid. This can be viewed as a disgrace and/or a burden to the family. A woman might feel forced to marry whomever would have her or who she's been arranged to marry to make her family happy and preserve their honour. Very sad, I can't imagine being stuck in that situation.
Personally I want to feel madly, head over heels in love with my partner and I would hope that he would feel the same way about me. Your heart should skip a beat when they kiss you. When they touch you, you melt and your entire body tingles. When you see them walking into a room you suddenly feel butterflies in your stomach. When you're apart, you yearn for them. There should be an element of passion. No relationship is perfect. There will be times when you're so pissed off you don't want to see them, but most of the time you should long to be together and miss them. Don't forget, make-up sex is a wonderful thing!
Am I being realistic? Sadly it's possible that many people don't experience any of what I've listed above. Reading this they'll think I'm insane and living in some fantasy world that only exists in my brain. In my case I have felt these emotions and know they exist. Trust me it's real and possible. You can experience fireworks. For years I didn't think it was possible. Watching all those romantic movies and racy sex scenes. I would gag and say, "Whatever, that is so fake as if!" OMG, when it does happen you are blown away. I can't begin to describe the feelings I experienced, but they are addictive and wonderful. Sad when I think that many people don't experience any of this in a lifetime. The question is will I find the same thing again? Is it a once in a life time thing that I should be grateful I experienced and now take whatever I can get? No two people are the same nor do they fit together physically the same way so one shouldn't compare, but it's so hard not to. How do you go from mind blowing sex to just ok? When you're accustomed to something a certain way, it's hard to accept anything less. Change is difficult and in some cases, impossible.
There are some amazing people out there, but at what point do our expectations become unrealistic and/or unattainable? Is it fair to the other person?
I'll ask the question again, what does it mean to "settle" when we're talking about relationships? Let's check out some definitions I found online:
1. Settling - accepting significantly less than you want, because you don't think you can get what you want. (Quora)
2. Settle - the act of giving up someone you love or something of value for less than desired, the act of not being able to satisfy your need or want and choosing someone or something of lower standard or value. (Urban dictionary)
3. Settling - being in a relationship with someone that you know deep down you won't always be happy with. (eNotalone)
4. Settling - staying with someone that you are not into or not in love with, just for the sake of being with someone. (eNotalone)
There are so many factors that can impact whether or not a person settles.
1. Fear of being alone
- I know many people that just can't be alone so they'll stay with whomever, just so that they are not alone.
2. Finances
- There are other out there that stay with someone simply for the money. They pay the bills and afford them a lifestyle they wouldn't otherwise be able to afford.
3. Convenience
- You fall into a routine and it works. It's not bad and it's not great, but it could be far worse so why not? Both parties are content.
4. Obligation/Devotion
- Growing up my parents drilled into us that, "When you make your bed, you sleep in it. Marriage is forever." All fine and well in a perfect world, but what happens if your spouse dies? What if they beat the crap out of you or cheat, do you have to stay? Should you be alone for the rest of your life? Seems like a person is punished for circumstances beyond their control.
5. Religion
- Much like my parents, the Catholic religion teaches us that marriage is forever. Divorce is a sin. Once again it doesn't address what a widow(er) should do. If you would have asked my Grandmother, she'd say you never look at another man. She was widowed at 29 and left with 4 young children. She wore black until the day she died at the age of 100 and never even contemplated re-marrying. She struggled financially and with medical issues, but the thought of remarrying never crossed her mind.
6. Age
- I would imagine the older you are, the less picky you are? Not sure I'm 100% sold on this as I find with age I get pickier and refuse to compromise! Lol As I look at my older relatives that have been widowed, things like sex, money, material wealth and jet setting around the world are not important. Most are content on their own or simply want companionship, someone to talk to, go for walks with, etc. Their needs have changed.
7. You believe you can change him/her
- A person will only change if they want to. You can't force a person to be someone or something they are not. Some will stay together believing that eventually they will change their partner and mold them into their idea of perfect.
8. Low self-esteem
- You believe you don't deserve any better so you'll stay with whomever will have you.
It's complicated. To me it is inconceivable to settle, I'd rather be alone than pretend to be happy. I have to be honest with myself and with the person I'm with. Perhaps one day I'll solve this complex conundrum. For now I have to trust that life is as it should be and see what the future brings.
Good luck!
Dateless in Ottawa
"You're way too picky, what is wrong with you?"
What is settling? Is that what my parents did? Were they truly happy? How many people settle? This question haunts me endlessly.
In an age where everything including relationships have become so disposable and temporary, why would or should anyone have to settle? I suppose in some cases people have very good reasons for settling. It could be for financial reasons, due to religion, out of obligation or devotion and countless other reasons we probably wouldn't understand or think of.
Years ago and still in some cultures, if you're not married by a certain age you're labeled an old maid. This can be viewed as a disgrace and/or a burden to the family. A woman might feel forced to marry whomever would have her or who she's been arranged to marry to make her family happy and preserve their honour. Very sad, I can't imagine being stuck in that situation.
Personally I want to feel madly, head over heels in love with my partner and I would hope that he would feel the same way about me. Your heart should skip a beat when they kiss you. When they touch you, you melt and your entire body tingles. When you see them walking into a room you suddenly feel butterflies in your stomach. When you're apart, you yearn for them. There should be an element of passion. No relationship is perfect. There will be times when you're so pissed off you don't want to see them, but most of the time you should long to be together and miss them. Don't forget, make-up sex is a wonderful thing!
Am I being realistic? Sadly it's possible that many people don't experience any of what I've listed above. Reading this they'll think I'm insane and living in some fantasy world that only exists in my brain. In my case I have felt these emotions and know they exist. Trust me it's real and possible. You can experience fireworks. For years I didn't think it was possible. Watching all those romantic movies and racy sex scenes. I would gag and say, "Whatever, that is so fake as if!" OMG, when it does happen you are blown away. I can't begin to describe the feelings I experienced, but they are addictive and wonderful. Sad when I think that many people don't experience any of this in a lifetime. The question is will I find the same thing again? Is it a once in a life time thing that I should be grateful I experienced and now take whatever I can get? No two people are the same nor do they fit together physically the same way so one shouldn't compare, but it's so hard not to. How do you go from mind blowing sex to just ok? When you're accustomed to something a certain way, it's hard to accept anything less. Change is difficult and in some cases, impossible.
There are some amazing people out there, but at what point do our expectations become unrealistic and/or unattainable? Is it fair to the other person?
I'll ask the question again, what does it mean to "settle" when we're talking about relationships? Let's check out some definitions I found online:
1. Settling - accepting significantly less than you want, because you don't think you can get what you want. (Quora)
2. Settle - the act of giving up someone you love or something of value for less than desired, the act of not being able to satisfy your need or want and choosing someone or something of lower standard or value. (Urban dictionary)
3. Settling - being in a relationship with someone that you know deep down you won't always be happy with. (eNotalone)
4. Settling - staying with someone that you are not into or not in love with, just for the sake of being with someone. (eNotalone)
There are so many factors that can impact whether or not a person settles.
1. Fear of being alone
- I know many people that just can't be alone so they'll stay with whomever, just so that they are not alone.
2. Finances
- There are other out there that stay with someone simply for the money. They pay the bills and afford them a lifestyle they wouldn't otherwise be able to afford.
3. Convenience
- You fall into a routine and it works. It's not bad and it's not great, but it could be far worse so why not? Both parties are content.
4. Obligation/Devotion
- Growing up my parents drilled into us that, "When you make your bed, you sleep in it. Marriage is forever." All fine and well in a perfect world, but what happens if your spouse dies? What if they beat the crap out of you or cheat, do you have to stay? Should you be alone for the rest of your life? Seems like a person is punished for circumstances beyond their control.
5. Religion
- Much like my parents, the Catholic religion teaches us that marriage is forever. Divorce is a sin. Once again it doesn't address what a widow(er) should do. If you would have asked my Grandmother, she'd say you never look at another man. She was widowed at 29 and left with 4 young children. She wore black until the day she died at the age of 100 and never even contemplated re-marrying. She struggled financially and with medical issues, but the thought of remarrying never crossed her mind.
6. Age
- I would imagine the older you are, the less picky you are? Not sure I'm 100% sold on this as I find with age I get pickier and refuse to compromise! Lol As I look at my older relatives that have been widowed, things like sex, money, material wealth and jet setting around the world are not important. Most are content on their own or simply want companionship, someone to talk to, go for walks with, etc. Their needs have changed.
7. You believe you can change him/her
- A person will only change if they want to. You can't force a person to be someone or something they are not. Some will stay together believing that eventually they will change their partner and mold them into their idea of perfect.
8. Low self-esteem
- You believe you don't deserve any better so you'll stay with whomever will have you.
It's complicated. To me it is inconceivable to settle, I'd rather be alone than pretend to be happy. I have to be honest with myself and with the person I'm with. Perhaps one day I'll solve this complex conundrum. For now I have to trust that life is as it should be and see what the future brings.
Good luck!
Dateless in Ottawa
Sunday 9 July 2017
Speed Dating - Round 2
After my terrible first experience with speed dating, it took months for my girlfriend to convince me to try again. She was extremely persistent and eventually convinced me. My other girlfriend said she couldn't wait to babysit again an get a play by play on my eclectic adventures. When it comes to life in general, I always say you should try everything twice before deciding whether or not you like it. Time to take some of my own advice.
They chose a different venue for this event. It was brighter and more modern looking in the pictures. My girlfriend and I met in the market after work. We thought we'd grab a quick bite and a coffee then head over to the event. Just as we finished eating, she developed a bad headache. I pumped her with Advil, but she started feeling sick and had to leave. I was going to drive her, but she insisted I stay and participate. Besides I had already paid and it would throw the event off if two women were missing.
I walked over and signed in. I let the organizers know that my girlfriend had to leave as she was sick. There were a few people there already. The women were all well dressed, it was obvious most of us had come straight from work. We mingled for a bit. As I looked around the room, I was very disappointed with how the men looked. Here we are at a speed dating event that is supposed to be for "young professionals" and two of the guys are dressed in Hawaiian shirts unbuttoned to their waist. Really? I wasn't getting a good vibe.
The venue was nice, but then they lead us downstairs to an open room. It wasn't decorated, just a large open space. Eventually this would probably be an event space for private parties, but it wasn't finished. The tables were set up and we waited for the green light to start. Ok the ladies were seated and ready to go.
Date #1 - Mr. Permanent Vacation
Turns out he was one of the guys wearing a Hawaiian shirt. The age range for this event was supposed to be 35-45. There's no way this guy was 45.
Him: "Hello beautiful."
Me: "Hi there."
Him: "How are you tonight."
Me: "Good thanks, and you?"
Him: "Great! Why don't you ask the first question."
Me: "How old are you?"
Him: "I'm 53, but I feel 35!"
Me: "What do you do for a living?"
Him: "I haven't worked for a bit, just enjoying myself and taking it easy."
Me: "What were you doing?"
Him: "You know, odd jobs here and there."
The bell rang, thank goodness!
Date #2 - Mr. Finding Himself
Another one in a Hawaiian shirt. Was there a sale somewhere and these guys all happened to be at the same place?
Him: "Hey!"
Me: "Hello."
Him: "How's it goin?"
Me: "Good, you?"
Him: "Good, do you know if they're serving food here?"
Me: "I don't think so."
Him: "I'm hungry, didn't eat."
Me: "Did you come straight from work?"
Him: "No, I'm between jobs."
Me: "How long have you been off work? Did you get laid off?"
Him: "It didn't work out, just not what I wanted to do. Been off work for a few months finding myself."
...I was done. The guys at this event were supposed to be young professionals that have limited time to date. Wow, two in a row unemployed. This was not looking very promising. I don't have patience for dishonesty, not to mention the first guy was too old to be at this event.
Date #3 - Mr. Artist
He looked like a slob. There was no effort to look good, even wore flip flops. The event dress code was business casual. Obviously these guys are not professionals and have no clue how to dress.
Me: "Hi there."
Him: "Yo, what's up?"
Yo? I was beyond done at this point and struggled to be somewhat gracious. It was very, very hard. My girlfriend owed me big time for this!
Me: "What do you do for a living?"
Him: "I'm an artist. I'm trying to sell some of my work."
Me: "So you don't have a job."
Him: "I express myself through art. One day it will pay off."
Sure and maybe I'll win the lottery.
The rest of the night I was totally clued out and could not be bothered. Didn't even use any of my questions. The next several guys were all pretty much the same. Not working, enjoying life, taking it easy, way too old and totally didn't know how to dress. Half way through the event the organizers gave us a 15 minute break. All the women raced to the bathroom. We were all pissed and felt exactly the same way about these guys. A few of us went to complain to the organizers. This was not what we had signed up for. The MC said they were short on men and had to bring in a few from another category to fill the event. A few? What category - unemployed and desperate? So far not one of them was employed and this was one of the requirements to sign up for this event.
Back to the tables we went. I let the guys do all the talking. Got another one that was in his fifties and thought he was God's gift to women. I couldn't hold back.
Date #5 - Mr. Gigolo
Me: "So you're basically looking for a sugar momma?"
Him: "You are funny, love the sense of humour."
I wasn't joking. His shirt was unbuttoned to his belly button, he had several gold chains and walked around strutting like a turkey. He was much older with a beer belly and balding with a terrible fake and bake tan.
I didn't even meet with the organizers when it was done, I was out of there. Most of the women stayed behind to complain and demand a refund. I wrote a scathing email when I got home. What a waste of time and money. I was not pleased.
When I told my girlfriend how it went the next day, she was shocked. This was supposed to be one of the more reputable groups that organized speed dating events. They most definitely did not deliver. The participants on the men's side did not meet the criteria set out. Not one of them was employed or a professional, not to mention most they fell outside the required age range.
The organizer called to talk to me. She apologized and said that some people lie and it's difficult to verify information. I told her I didn't believe her. I can see there being maybe one or two people that don't meet the criteria, but she was very familiar with the participants as she also ran singles events along with a matchmaking service. She would have known many were far older. I don't appreciated feeling ripped off and having my time wasted. If they didn't have a sufficient number of participants, reschedule the event. Misleading people is wrong. I had to get a babysitter on top of paying for the event and parking. I wanted a refund. She said they couldn't give refunds, but I'd get a 50% discount on the next event. Yeah sure, like I'd sign up for another one.
Weeks later the organizer called back and insisted I participate at the next event. She would not charge me given the bad experience I had at the last event. She assured me this event would be better and everyone was appropriately screened and met all the categories. In actual fact, I learned later she was short on women and was desperate as they didn't want to have to cancel the event.
I told her I'd think about it. To date, my experiences with speed dating were not positive. I wasn't sure I wanted to waste any more time or money on this kind of an event.
Life goes on and there was online dating.
Dateless in Ottawa
They chose a different venue for this event. It was brighter and more modern looking in the pictures. My girlfriend and I met in the market after work. We thought we'd grab a quick bite and a coffee then head over to the event. Just as we finished eating, she developed a bad headache. I pumped her with Advil, but she started feeling sick and had to leave. I was going to drive her, but she insisted I stay and participate. Besides I had already paid and it would throw the event off if two women were missing.
I walked over and signed in. I let the organizers know that my girlfriend had to leave as she was sick. There were a few people there already. The women were all well dressed, it was obvious most of us had come straight from work. We mingled for a bit. As I looked around the room, I was very disappointed with how the men looked. Here we are at a speed dating event that is supposed to be for "young professionals" and two of the guys are dressed in Hawaiian shirts unbuttoned to their waist. Really? I wasn't getting a good vibe.
The venue was nice, but then they lead us downstairs to an open room. It wasn't decorated, just a large open space. Eventually this would probably be an event space for private parties, but it wasn't finished. The tables were set up and we waited for the green light to start. Ok the ladies were seated and ready to go.
Date #1 - Mr. Permanent Vacation
Turns out he was one of the guys wearing a Hawaiian shirt. The age range for this event was supposed to be 35-45. There's no way this guy was 45.
Him: "Hello beautiful."
Me: "Hi there."
Him: "How are you tonight."
Me: "Good thanks, and you?"
Him: "Great! Why don't you ask the first question."
Me: "How old are you?"
Him: "I'm 53, but I feel 35!"
Me: "What do you do for a living?"
Him: "I haven't worked for a bit, just enjoying myself and taking it easy."
Me: "What were you doing?"
Him: "You know, odd jobs here and there."
The bell rang, thank goodness!
Date #2 - Mr. Finding Himself
Another one in a Hawaiian shirt. Was there a sale somewhere and these guys all happened to be at the same place?
Him: "Hey!"
Me: "Hello."
Him: "How's it goin?"
Me: "Good, you?"
Him: "Good, do you know if they're serving food here?"
Me: "I don't think so."
Him: "I'm hungry, didn't eat."
Me: "Did you come straight from work?"
Him: "No, I'm between jobs."
Me: "How long have you been off work? Did you get laid off?"
Him: "It didn't work out, just not what I wanted to do. Been off work for a few months finding myself."
...I was done. The guys at this event were supposed to be young professionals that have limited time to date. Wow, two in a row unemployed. This was not looking very promising. I don't have patience for dishonesty, not to mention the first guy was too old to be at this event.
Date #3 - Mr. Artist
He looked like a slob. There was no effort to look good, even wore flip flops. The event dress code was business casual. Obviously these guys are not professionals and have no clue how to dress.
Me: "Hi there."
Him: "Yo, what's up?"
Yo? I was beyond done at this point and struggled to be somewhat gracious. It was very, very hard. My girlfriend owed me big time for this!
Me: "What do you do for a living?"
Him: "I'm an artist. I'm trying to sell some of my work."
Me: "So you don't have a job."
Him: "I express myself through art. One day it will pay off."
Sure and maybe I'll win the lottery.
The rest of the night I was totally clued out and could not be bothered. Didn't even use any of my questions. The next several guys were all pretty much the same. Not working, enjoying life, taking it easy, way too old and totally didn't know how to dress. Half way through the event the organizers gave us a 15 minute break. All the women raced to the bathroom. We were all pissed and felt exactly the same way about these guys. A few of us went to complain to the organizers. This was not what we had signed up for. The MC said they were short on men and had to bring in a few from another category to fill the event. A few? What category - unemployed and desperate? So far not one of them was employed and this was one of the requirements to sign up for this event.
Back to the tables we went. I let the guys do all the talking. Got another one that was in his fifties and thought he was God's gift to women. I couldn't hold back.
Date #5 - Mr. Gigolo
Me: "So you're basically looking for a sugar momma?"
Him: "You are funny, love the sense of humour."
I wasn't joking. His shirt was unbuttoned to his belly button, he had several gold chains and walked around strutting like a turkey. He was much older with a beer belly and balding with a terrible fake and bake tan.
I didn't even meet with the organizers when it was done, I was out of there. Most of the women stayed behind to complain and demand a refund. I wrote a scathing email when I got home. What a waste of time and money. I was not pleased.
When I told my girlfriend how it went the next day, she was shocked. This was supposed to be one of the more reputable groups that organized speed dating events. They most definitely did not deliver. The participants on the men's side did not meet the criteria set out. Not one of them was employed or a professional, not to mention most they fell outside the required age range.
The organizer called to talk to me. She apologized and said that some people lie and it's difficult to verify information. I told her I didn't believe her. I can see there being maybe one or two people that don't meet the criteria, but she was very familiar with the participants as she also ran singles events along with a matchmaking service. She would have known many were far older. I don't appreciated feeling ripped off and having my time wasted. If they didn't have a sufficient number of participants, reschedule the event. Misleading people is wrong. I had to get a babysitter on top of paying for the event and parking. I wanted a refund. She said they couldn't give refunds, but I'd get a 50% discount on the next event. Yeah sure, like I'd sign up for another one.
Weeks later the organizer called back and insisted I participate at the next event. She would not charge me given the bad experience I had at the last event. She assured me this event would be better and everyone was appropriately screened and met all the categories. In actual fact, I learned later she was short on women and was desperate as they didn't want to have to cancel the event.
I told her I'd think about it. To date, my experiences with speed dating were not positive. I wasn't sure I wanted to waste any more time or money on this kind of an event.
Life goes on and there was online dating.
Dateless in Ottawa
Thursday 6 July 2017
Speed dating stories to inject some humour
Since I'm currently not dating, I thought it would be fun to include some stories from my adventures with speed dating.
Typically, I'm shy and keep to myself. I'm not overly outgoing, at least not in dating situations. Personally I like to be the observer and help my friends find their significant others. At work I'm completely different, it's all about networking because there's no pressure. Growing up I was always the wall flower. I had more guy than girl friends, but when it came to dating I found it awkward and wasn't interested. Online dating is a bit easier because it starts with emailing, you slowly move to talking on the phone and then if you feel comfortable, you eventually meet. With speed dating one minute you're sitting alone, the next there's a stranger sitting across from you. Kinda hard to hide! Lol
My girlfriend had tried speed dating previously and said it was fun. She's a social butterfly. After watching the movie "Hitched" I thought why not? I had heard about it, but didn't really pay much attention. She said it would compliment the online dating and provide more options. At the same time it would force me to get out more. Eventually she convinced me to go with her. No matter what we do, we always have fun so I had nothing to lose. Plus, strength in numbers helps! Lol
She signed us up for an event. I didn't know there were people who organize these events and go to great lengths to ensure the participants have common interests. This particular group was well known and held speed dating events at trendy venues based on age, profession and personal interests. I was impressed and thought, "Wow, this might turn out to be better than online dating." You had to create a profile and write a bit about yourself; what you do for a living, personal interests, qualities you are seeking in a mate, etc. It seemed well organized and I liked their choice of venue, The William Street Café. We often went there for coffee on the weekends, sadly it no longer exists.
A few days before the event, the organizers emailed us information explaining how it worked along with a list of suggested questions you could ask your dates. These were simply to give you some ideas, but you were welcome to come up with your own questions. You would have 7 dates lasting 7 minutes each. They did their best to ensure there was always an equal number of men and women.
Ok, I must disgress for a moment. Here I am typing this post while watching "Love Connection". I was flipping through the channels and came across it. I think it's new, a remake from the 80's version. So get this, after only one date the guy proposes to the girl and she accepts? Is this for real? My goodness I guess love at first site does exist. Ok, back to my post.
So another friend came over to babysit and I showed her the list of questions:
What do you do for a living?
Do you have any hobbies?
How old are you?
blah, blah, blah....the usual standard questions. These were too boring for me. I had to come up with my own questions. I need a guy that can think on his feet, laugh and at the same time challenge me. I was very pleased with my questions and excited to try them out. Off I went.
The Café was closed to the general public for the event. We each got a drink, perfect to take the edge off if you're nervous and they served some appetizers. The women were seated at the tables, the men would rotate when the bell rang. I went to my table and waited for the event to start.
Date #1 - Mr. Lava Life
The first gentleman sits down and I immediately recognize him. He had been emailing me on LavaLife and I wasn't interested. I had told him I was already seeing someone.
Him: "I thought you said you were seeing someone."
Me: "I was, but it didn't work out."
Him: "Sure."
Me: "I guess you haven't met anyone. Have you done speed dating before?"
Him: "No, first time."
...the conversation went down hill from there. Thank goodness the bell rang.
Date #2 - Mr. Tantrum
Fresh blood and I could ask my questions, I was excited. He didn't look my type. Way too skinny for my taste, but I'd keep an open mind.
Me: "If you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
The colour drained from his face and he became visibly upset. I was caught off guard.
Him: "That's not one of the questions. You have to use the questions they gave us."
He stood up and had a tantrum. He was yelling, "She asked me a question that wasn't on the list, she can't do that".
The organizer ran over while everyone just stopped talking. All eyes were on us. This was not good.
Organizer: "What's the problem sir?"
Him: "She asked me a question that's not on the list, she can't do that!"
Organizer: "Sir those were suggested questions, you can ask whatever you want."
Him: "No, that wasn't one of the questions on the list."
Organizer: "That's ok, you can make up your own questions or use the ones we sent you."
Him: "But she didn't ask me a question from the list."
...She got no where with him. Thankfully the bell rang. NEXT!!!! This guy was so not for me. I could see my girlfriend laughing her head off in the back corner. Glad someone was amused.
Date #3 - Mr. Humour
Now I was at a total loss. Do I use my questions or not? Oh, to hell with it. I march to the beat of my own drum. If these guys don't like my questions, then they're not for me!
Him: "Hi, I'm -------, nice to meet you. I'll let you ask the first question."
Me: "Ok, if you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
There was a moment of silence, I braced myself.
Him: "Grapes because they're sweet! You are hilarious, I didn't expect that. Can I ask you what happened with the first guy?"
Me: "Yeah, he didn't like my question. He said I could only ask questions on the list."
Him: "Are you serious? OMG, that's too funny."
We chatted, mostly about Date #1. He was nice, but not my type.
Date #4 - Mr. Miserable
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again! This guy looked way too serious from the moment he sat down. He also looked way older than he should have been for this event, but whatever.
Him: "Hello."
Me: "Hi, nice to meet you."
Him: "Ladies first."
Me: "If you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
If looks could kill, I'd be dead. He was so not impressed.
Him: "That's your question?"
Me: "Yes, I like to be different. Life is too serious, I like to laugh."
We didn't have much to talk about. This was not going well at all. I looked over at my girlfriend and she was having a blast. It was obvious she was talking about me. Next!
Date #5 - Mr. Former Boss
OMG, I almost died. This was not happening. As he was walking towards me I couldn't believe my eyes. He was one of my former bosses. One I hadn't really gotten along with.
Him: "Hi there, how are you?"
Me: "Good, how are you?"
Him: "Good thanks. Actually, I saw your profile on LavaLife. I've been meaning to write. I've been watching you."
Me: "Really? I didn't notice."
Him: "I don't have a profile picture up. I like to be discreet. How long have you been single? How are the kids?"
He knew exactly how long I'd been single as he knew my ex.
Me: "It's been over a year and the kids are good thanks. How are yours?"
Him: "The kids are good. Life goes on. You really upset the first guy, what happened?"
Me: "He didn't like my questions."
Him: "Wow, that was quite the scene."
Me: "Yup, I guess I have that effect on people."
Him: "What did you ask him?"
Me: "If you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
Him: "OMG, that is hilarious."
...and the bell rang, next!!!!!
The rest of the night was a blur. I let the last 2 guys ask all the questions. I just wanted to leave. Mr. Former Boss stared at me the rest of the night. At the end you meet with the organizers to rate your dates and let them know which ones you'd like them to share your contact information with.
Organizer: "How did you enjoy the event."
Me: "It was ok, definitely interesting. I'm really sorry about the scene with the first guy."
Organizer: "No worries, it happens. So, who would you like to see again? I have 2 guys that want to see you again. One of them is actually waiting for you outside."
Me: "No, I didn't find a match. There's no one I'd like to see again."
Organizer: "Really? Oh come on, let me share your info. The one guys is really interested and insisted."
Me: "My former boss? I don't think so. I know exactly who you mean and I still indirectly report to him so there's no way. Can you please ask him to leave?"
Organizer: "Oh my, that's awkward. Ok, why don't you think about it and you can call me tomorrow if you change your mind."
Me: "Sure, thank you."
What a night! My girlfriend and I went for a drink afterwards, I needed one badly. OMG, that was too much. She laughed so hard I thought she was going to pee herself. Looking back I can laugh now, but that totally scarred me. When I got home and told my other girlfriend what happened, she roared with laughter. "These things only happen to you, damn I wish I could've been a fly on the wall to watch it live." Oh well, I tried. Speed dating is definitely an interesting way to meet people, but you just never know how they will react. I say pick your own questions to make it more exciting and brace yourself!
Good luck!
Dateless in Ottawa
Typically, I'm shy and keep to myself. I'm not overly outgoing, at least not in dating situations. Personally I like to be the observer and help my friends find their significant others. At work I'm completely different, it's all about networking because there's no pressure. Growing up I was always the wall flower. I had more guy than girl friends, but when it came to dating I found it awkward and wasn't interested. Online dating is a bit easier because it starts with emailing, you slowly move to talking on the phone and then if you feel comfortable, you eventually meet. With speed dating one minute you're sitting alone, the next there's a stranger sitting across from you. Kinda hard to hide! Lol
My girlfriend had tried speed dating previously and said it was fun. She's a social butterfly. After watching the movie "Hitched" I thought why not? I had heard about it, but didn't really pay much attention. She said it would compliment the online dating and provide more options. At the same time it would force me to get out more. Eventually she convinced me to go with her. No matter what we do, we always have fun so I had nothing to lose. Plus, strength in numbers helps! Lol
She signed us up for an event. I didn't know there were people who organize these events and go to great lengths to ensure the participants have common interests. This particular group was well known and held speed dating events at trendy venues based on age, profession and personal interests. I was impressed and thought, "Wow, this might turn out to be better than online dating." You had to create a profile and write a bit about yourself; what you do for a living, personal interests, qualities you are seeking in a mate, etc. It seemed well organized and I liked their choice of venue, The William Street Café. We often went there for coffee on the weekends, sadly it no longer exists.
A few days before the event, the organizers emailed us information explaining how it worked along with a list of suggested questions you could ask your dates. These were simply to give you some ideas, but you were welcome to come up with your own questions. You would have 7 dates lasting 7 minutes each. They did their best to ensure there was always an equal number of men and women.
Ok, I must disgress for a moment. Here I am typing this post while watching "Love Connection". I was flipping through the channels and came across it. I think it's new, a remake from the 80's version. So get this, after only one date the guy proposes to the girl and she accepts? Is this for real? My goodness I guess love at first site does exist. Ok, back to my post.
So another friend came over to babysit and I showed her the list of questions:
What do you do for a living?
Do you have any hobbies?
How old are you?
blah, blah, blah....the usual standard questions. These were too boring for me. I had to come up with my own questions. I need a guy that can think on his feet, laugh and at the same time challenge me. I was very pleased with my questions and excited to try them out. Off I went.
The Café was closed to the general public for the event. We each got a drink, perfect to take the edge off if you're nervous and they served some appetizers. The women were seated at the tables, the men would rotate when the bell rang. I went to my table and waited for the event to start.
Date #1 - Mr. Lava Life
The first gentleman sits down and I immediately recognize him. He had been emailing me on LavaLife and I wasn't interested. I had told him I was already seeing someone.
Him: "I thought you said you were seeing someone."
Me: "I was, but it didn't work out."
Him: "Sure."
Me: "I guess you haven't met anyone. Have you done speed dating before?"
Him: "No, first time."
...the conversation went down hill from there. Thank goodness the bell rang.
Date #2 - Mr. Tantrum
Fresh blood and I could ask my questions, I was excited. He didn't look my type. Way too skinny for my taste, but I'd keep an open mind.
Me: "If you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
The colour drained from his face and he became visibly upset. I was caught off guard.
Him: "That's not one of the questions. You have to use the questions they gave us."
He stood up and had a tantrum. He was yelling, "She asked me a question that wasn't on the list, she can't do that".
The organizer ran over while everyone just stopped talking. All eyes were on us. This was not good.
Organizer: "What's the problem sir?"
Him: "She asked me a question that's not on the list, she can't do that!"
Organizer: "Sir those were suggested questions, you can ask whatever you want."
Him: "No, that wasn't one of the questions on the list."
Organizer: "That's ok, you can make up your own questions or use the ones we sent you."
Him: "But she didn't ask me a question from the list."
...She got no where with him. Thankfully the bell rang. NEXT!!!! This guy was so not for me. I could see my girlfriend laughing her head off in the back corner. Glad someone was amused.
Date #3 - Mr. Humour
Now I was at a total loss. Do I use my questions or not? Oh, to hell with it. I march to the beat of my own drum. If these guys don't like my questions, then they're not for me!
Him: "Hi, I'm -------, nice to meet you. I'll let you ask the first question."
Me: "Ok, if you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
There was a moment of silence, I braced myself.
Him: "Grapes because they're sweet! You are hilarious, I didn't expect that. Can I ask you what happened with the first guy?"
Me: "Yeah, he didn't like my question. He said I could only ask questions on the list."
Him: "Are you serious? OMG, that's too funny."
We chatted, mostly about Date #1. He was nice, but not my type.
Date #4 - Mr. Miserable
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again! This guy looked way too serious from the moment he sat down. He also looked way older than he should have been for this event, but whatever.
Him: "Hello."
Me: "Hi, nice to meet you."
Him: "Ladies first."
Me: "If you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
If looks could kill, I'd be dead. He was so not impressed.
Him: "That's your question?"
Me: "Yes, I like to be different. Life is too serious, I like to laugh."
We didn't have much to talk about. This was not going well at all. I looked over at my girlfriend and she was having a blast. It was obvious she was talking about me. Next!
Date #5 - Mr. Former Boss
OMG, I almost died. This was not happening. As he was walking towards me I couldn't believe my eyes. He was one of my former bosses. One I hadn't really gotten along with.
Him: "Hi there, how are you?"
Me: "Good, how are you?"
Him: "Good thanks. Actually, I saw your profile on LavaLife. I've been meaning to write. I've been watching you."
Me: "Really? I didn't notice."
Him: "I don't have a profile picture up. I like to be discreet. How long have you been single? How are the kids?"
He knew exactly how long I'd been single as he knew my ex.
Me: "It's been over a year and the kids are good thanks. How are yours?"
Him: "The kids are good. Life goes on. You really upset the first guy, what happened?"
Me: "He didn't like my questions."
Him: "Wow, that was quite the scene."
Me: "Yup, I guess I have that effect on people."
Him: "What did you ask him?"
Me: "If you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?"
Him: "OMG, that is hilarious."
...and the bell rang, next!!!!!
The rest of the night was a blur. I let the last 2 guys ask all the questions. I just wanted to leave. Mr. Former Boss stared at me the rest of the night. At the end you meet with the organizers to rate your dates and let them know which ones you'd like them to share your contact information with.
Organizer: "How did you enjoy the event."
Me: "It was ok, definitely interesting. I'm really sorry about the scene with the first guy."
Organizer: "No worries, it happens. So, who would you like to see again? I have 2 guys that want to see you again. One of them is actually waiting for you outside."
Me: "No, I didn't find a match. There's no one I'd like to see again."
Organizer: "Really? Oh come on, let me share your info. The one guys is really interested and insisted."
Me: "My former boss? I don't think so. I know exactly who you mean and I still indirectly report to him so there's no way. Can you please ask him to leave?"
Organizer: "Oh my, that's awkward. Ok, why don't you think about it and you can call me tomorrow if you change your mind."
Me: "Sure, thank you."
What a night! My girlfriend and I went for a drink afterwards, I needed one badly. OMG, that was too much. She laughed so hard I thought she was going to pee herself. Looking back I can laugh now, but that totally scarred me. When I got home and told my other girlfriend what happened, she roared with laughter. "These things only happen to you, damn I wish I could've been a fly on the wall to watch it live." Oh well, I tried. Speed dating is definitely an interesting way to meet people, but you just never know how they will react. I say pick your own questions to make it more exciting and brace yourself!
Good luck!
Dateless in Ottawa
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